wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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