We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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