We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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