She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
please don't ironically join a cult
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