he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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