She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
