do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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