I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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