i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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