$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize