i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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