I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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