Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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