Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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