I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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