It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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