A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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