Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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