found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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