They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Randomize
