I love black thongs
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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