I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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