My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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