My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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