I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
only you would photoshop your dick
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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