I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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