ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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