they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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