We're facebook friends in real life
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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