Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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