remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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