fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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