you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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