Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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