i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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