Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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