hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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