Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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