He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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