I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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