I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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