Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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