Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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