these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize