So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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