I'm jealous of your bromance
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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