I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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