"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize