R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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