She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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