me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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