we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
