How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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