Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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