we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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