no, he came in my armpit
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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