I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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