Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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