I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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