Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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