does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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