You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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