I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
