The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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